Carol sizes up the situation:
"$765 a bottle. 55% alcohol. Packaged in a rodent. Hmmmm... I can do better."
"No Sheeplesbrau. Ovis aries Micturate. 43% alcohol. $17.76 a case. Packaged in a cuddly sheep. Sold at Walmarts everywhere."
No Sheeplesbrau will get you all wee-weed up almost as fast as listening to a teleprompted Obama speech!