Sunday, January 16, 2011

Michael Jordan Has Lost His Mojo

Michael Jordan and Hanes are busily marketing undershirts that resist collar wrinkling or 'bacon neck.' Research done by members of our secret basement laboratory shows that this polls well with the metrosexual population and the new castrati, but real American men have shown little interest.

We have developed and are marketing an alternative undershirt.

A big seller, mostly purchased by women for their men.

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