France Honors Democrat Wisconsin State Senators

Paris-- French national officials today took the unusual step in honoring the Democrat State Senators from Wisconsin today. They bestowed upon the Wisconsin Democrats the title of Honorary Frenchmen.

We salute these Frenchish men and women of the 'Fleeing Fourteen' as honorary Frenchmen to acknowledge their ability to run from a fight and surrender against no odds whatsoever. We shall send each one of them a replica of the special French white flag to commemorate their achievements. These Democrat politicians really put the 'GO' in escargot!