Thursday, February 24, 2011

Headlines of the Day

-President Obama Condemns Violent Rhetoric in Libyan Revolt. Afraid it may Lead to Bloodshed.

-Governor Walker Laments Possible Layoffs, but Has 14 Pink Slips Already Prepared.

-AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka Accepts Stimulus Bailout from Obama White House.

-Study: Most Protesters in Madison Drive Toyotas, Wear Clothing Made in third world sweat shops, and Eat at Taco Bell.

-Flea Outbreak in Madison Capitol Rotunda. Bush Blamed.

-One Protesting Teacher: "If my net pay decreases even 2%, I'd have to take one of my children out of private school."

-FatCat Union CEO's Get Larger Bonuses for Longer Protest.

-Scott Walker Pastes on Hitler Mustache and Goosesteps Through Rotunda.

-The Koch Brothers Still Creating and Saving Thousands of Jobs, Destroying the Planet.

-Libyan Dictator Qaddafi Falsely Reported Dead. Hiding in Reverend Wright's Church with Several Wisconsin State Senators.

-President Obama Repudiates Defense of Marriage Act. Declares Marriage to Michelle Unconstitutional.

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