-President Obama Condemns Violent Rhetoric in Libyan Revolt. Afraid it may Lead to Bloodshed.
-Governor Walker Laments Possible Layoffs, but Has 14 Pink Slips Already Prepared.
-AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka Accepts Stimulus Bailout from Obama White House.
-Study: Most Protesters in Madison Drive Toyotas, Wear Clothing Made in third world sweat shops, and Eat at Taco Bell.
-Flea Outbreak in Madison Capitol Rotunda. Bush Blamed.
-One Protesting Teacher: "If my net pay decreases even 2%, I'd have to take one of my children out of private school."
-FatCat Union CEO's Get Larger Bonuses for Longer Protest.
-Scott Walker Pastes on Hitler Mustache and Goosesteps Through Rotunda.
-The Koch Brothers Still Creating and Saving Thousands of Jobs, Destroying the Planet.
-Libyan Dictator Qaddafi Falsely Reported Dead. Hiding in Reverend Wright's Church with Several Wisconsin State Senators.
-President Obama Repudiates Defense of Marriage Act. Declares Marriage to Michelle Unconstitutional.
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