Coming soon to a YouTube site near you: The new blockbuster movie, You've Got Tweet. It is the compelling love story of Allistair Milano (Tom Hanks) and Roberta Stacy McClane (Meg Ryan).
While Milano's mega-bookstore struggles and fails because of the skyrocketing popularity of internet technology, Allistair begins to send and receive tweets from the 'anonymous' Stacy, a pajama-clad, basement dwelling blogger.
It is a digital love story that you will never forget.
"I'm surprised that Hanks and Ryan haven't done anything like this before!"
"Closing the Borders... whodathunkit?!"