Stacy McCain's Rule 38 mixes some of the other rules. First, to get hits on your blog it is a good idea to be alive. Remaining alive sometimes can only be fulfilled with a full metal jacket Rule 38 reach around by a pretty girl.
Here is an example of the successful usage of Rule 38:
Life Threatening Intruder
Full Metal Jacket Reach Around
(H.T. Don Surber.)