Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Why Progressives Are So Angry at President Obama's Attack on Libya

Progressives are always angry. But now they are really angry; really, really angry. It seems that their Nobel Peace Prize winning President has attacked the sovereign nation of Libya without even asking them. Some are even calling for the President's impeachment. They claim that his actions are unmarxitutional.

One such Progressive, speaking on the condition of assured face time, Mikhail Gorbachev Moore, emphatically stated:
Wrong place, wrong time. The President's reasons for attacking Libya should have been exercised a few weeks ago. A ruthless dictator was oppressing millions of his countrymen and his vicious attacks on the peaceful protesters caused many to flee to safer locations for fear of their very lives. I called for war, but Obama did nothing. For the sake of all that is right and just, the President should have sent his Cruise missiles and smart bombs into Madison, Wisconsin earlier this month. Muammar Gaddafi is Shirley Temple's The Little Colonel compared to ChimpyScott WalkerHitler.

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