These Amniotic, Claustrophobic Blues

(UPDATE: Smitty informs me that it is 'embryonic' not 'amniotic.' My legacy of misunderstanding lyrics carries on.)

The Littlest Blogger sings the blues.

Daddy's in Afghanistan,
Mama's eatin' brussels sprouts again.

Obama's taxin', spendin'  ease,
Is selling us out to the Chinese.

All of this must be stopped
Before the Constitution bubble is popped.

But first I gotta get there.
I got the amniotic, claustrophobic blues.

(Chris Cassone and Jim Nowak)