A good deal of the news lately has dealt with the infamous weenie Weiner's wee wiener. As more details continue to emerge, I suspect that we will find, that for Weiner, a wife is not enough, a few internet followers are not enough, and even that the world is not enough.
I strongly expect that Weiner may be a major contributor to SETI thinking that it stands for the Search for Extraterrestrial Teenaged Inamorata.
I have my suspicions that he has been sending signals into space in hopes of gaining even alien followers. The following picture from Google Earth seems to be from Weiner directed toward hot teenaged extraterrestrials:
(Apparently Weiner visited Fairfield College in Hamilton, New Zealand.)