Early Friday morning, D.C. Police were involved in a Ford Bronco style chase through the city that resulted in one Washington resident being arrested after getting stuck in a tree trying to avoid arrest.
Police arrested the longtime resident after firemen were called to rescue the drunken citizen from the tree. The drunken ass was identified as Winning Thefuture, the mascot of the Democrat Party.
Winning stated that he was so depressed after listening to President Obama's pathetic Jobs speech that he tried to drown himself in a whiskey bottle. He blew a .34 on the breathalyzer test.
Winning requested to call the White House.
"Winning"
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