Nancy Pelosi- The Missing Link

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While being interviewed in her lab's office, leading Anthropologist Nancy Pelosi exclaimed, "Eureka,"

"...this is a missing link."

This is great news for those adhering to macro-evolutionary theory. Up until now they had long been embarrassed by the lack of fossilized transition forms and the 'missing link.'

WARNING: NSFW OR ANYTHING FOR THAT MATTER.


REMEMBER: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


I AIN'T KIDDIN'!


REALLY!






Here's the proof:

Now that you are suffering with great agony, I would like to introduce a pair of brand new products from our secret basement laboratory that you will find tremendously helpful in times like these:

1) Grandpa Steve's Emergency Eye Wash: A rapid acting product guaranteed to instantly relieve those burning, watery eyes.

2) Grandpa Steve's Primary Visual Cortex Brain Bleach, a topical ointment. Simply rub this cream on the back of your head and it becomes absorbed into the skin, through the skull, and into the primary visual cortex where it seeks out and disrupts the neurons that carry the offensive picture. The memory is erased from your consciousness altogether.

Both products are available in sizes handy for ready use near your desktop computer as well as in cases easily carried along with your laptop and even your mobile device.

The cost may be steep, but salvaging your eyes and long term memory are worth every penny.


(H.T. Lonely Conservative.)

Lance tried to warn you.

Fred didn't even bother.

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