All Cultures Are Equal

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In my email this morning:

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you... You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer: · Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! · What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? · Does the man look poor or oppressed? · Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? · Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? · Could we run away? · What does my wife think? · What about the kids? · Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? · What does the law say about this situation? · Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? · Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? · Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? · Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? · If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? · Should I call 9-1-1? · Why is this street so deserted? · We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. · Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior? · I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. · This is all so confusing! ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......... ... Republican's Answer: BANG! ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ....... Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

(H.T. Will Nehs)