Oh, Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Merchedes-Benz....

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It has been said that one of the most potentially volatile situations is where a hitchhiker is picked up by a person that picks up hitchhikers.

Here's the version for the new millennium:

Perhaps this will help sales of my latest book, The Mercedes Diaries.

I'm going to sell all 3 of our Mercedes and not buy another new one this summer!

(H.T. Bill McGurn.)

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