In a new poll out today, Mitt Romney leads President Obama among composite women 56-44. One Obama campaign spokesman complained,
"It just doesn't make any sense. The President himself is even a composite. He's half Black, half White. His style and policies are admixtures of Lincoln, FDR, Reagan, Kennedy. He's European, African, Asian, and South American. He's Christian and Muslim. He's a man that throws like a girl. He goes bare chested and still rocks mom jeans. How can these composite women possibly not prefer their own kind? Can't these females understand that there is a Republican war on composite women?"Oh, well, time to conjure up the next diversion.
"Look over there... a squirrel!"