Thursday, August 30, 2012

Paul Ryan, Sports, and Global Warming Methodology

After GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney selected Congressman Paul Ryan (R-WI) to be his running mate the world of sports has reacted.

Since the Ryan selection, the sub .500 Milwaukee Brewers are 11-5. Therefore, using Global Warmist methodology and computer modeling I conclude:

- The Wisconsin Badgers will win national championships in football, basketball, and hockey.

- The Green Bay Packers will win another Super Bowl.

- The Milwaukee Bucks, owned by lame duck U.S. Senator Herb Kohl (D-WI), will win the NBA title.

The moral of the story- If Mitt Romney had been more decisive in his selection of V.P. candidate, the Brewers would be heading for a World Series championship.



Dan said...

And Wisconsinites in NASCAR, Matt Kenseth and Paul Menard have improved thier places in the standings.

Steve Burri said...

Steve Stricker in golf.