"As Cyprus and the European Union demanded that banks extract a good bit of its citizens' savings, some came to Him saying, "Great Orator, we know that you are the most intelligent one and truthful and teach the way of god faithfully and defer to no one. Tell us therefore, what do you think? Is it lawful for the federal government to take citizens' savings?""
"But Obama perceived their confusion and said, "You silly cradle-to-grave wards of the state, show me the currency to be taken by the state.""
"And they brought him a dollar bill."
"And He said to them, "Whose likeness and inscription is this?""
"They said to Him, "Washington's.""
"He said to them, "Then render to Washington the things that are Washington's, and to god... meh.""
"And hearing this, they marveled, and leaving Him, they went away to buy guns and stock up on ammunition."
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Amen.
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