Citing the need to spend more time with his family, White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney stepped down from his position. President Obama was quick to name and introduce his replacement. Earlier today the President presented Thamsanqua Jantjie as his newest confidante.
Before the White House press corps, Mr. Jantjie gave a few prepared remarks:
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Hello, welcome so far. Well, cigarette joint bringing in different to you a circle. I would like to pray this offering. Basically, this fun. All of these balls to prove this good, I'm sorry."Many in the press corps walked away from the introduction in awe of the new Press Secretary. Most were astounded by his intelligence and ability to speak well. Others claimed he was deep and nuanced. Many wondered if he would be running for President in 2016.
They all knew that he would easily be able to obtain a birth certificate from Hawaii.