Saturday, June 27, 2015

Presidential Candidates Adapt to Supreme Court Ruling


Rumor has it that Republican Presidential contender, Lindsey Graham, has married Caitlyn Jenner. In addition to the fact that the Court ruling has allowed his love to win, Graham realizes that these nuptials will greatly increase his 'Hip-Cool Factor' among Millennials as well as allow him to have a steady First Lady in the White House during his Presidency. It is also a signal that President Graham is not afraid to make bold moves.

Not to be upstaged, Democrat candidate, Hillary Clinton announced that she and Bill have also married Ms. Jenner. Hillary realizes that this will give her blindly loyal supporters something to answer when asked to name a Hillary accomplishment.

And Ms. Caitlyn Graham-Rodham-Clinton-Jenner is again being praised for pushing the envelope of human freedom, rights, and equality into frontiers where no man has gone before. We distinctly smell a Nobel Peace Prize in her near future.

Rachel Dolezal could not be reached for comment.


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