Friday, July 10, 2015

Run, Ulysses, Run!


We are now cleaning up America of all our historical litter. We have removed flags, defaced monuments, voted to dig up graves, and demanded that certain movies not be shown. Gone with the Wind is under siege. There is so much more left to do.

Next to be given the axe is Forrest Gump. As everyone knows, Forrest was named after Civil War Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest. Forrest was also the first Grand Wizard of the newly formed Ku Klux Klan.

However, we believe that with a few tweaks, this movie can be redeemed.


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