Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Gregg Easterbrook of Tuesday Morning Quarterback notes the Curse of the Redskins - that statistical coincidence in which the incumbent party always wins the Presidency if the Redskins win their final home game before Election Day, and the challenging party always wins if the Redskins lose.

How fitting the Packers should draw this assignment -- they're from a swing state, Wisconsin! TMQ has learned, on an exclusive basis, that the Democratic National Committee has been funneling donations to the Green Bay salary cap, while the Pentagon has secretly equipped Redskins quarterbacks with GPS-guided footballs. Remember, this is a Tuesday Morning Quarterback exclusive."

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