Monday, October 25, 2004

I found a couple of good jokes from Pat in NC.

1. The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shalt Not Lie"
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.

2. A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democrat was very much impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and took $20. He kept $15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5. Now perhaps you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.

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