You don't have to be smart to pitch in the big leagues.

Orioles' DuBose arrested for DUI

The report states (Baltimore Orioles pitcher Eric) DuBose informed Clark he had "a couple" drinks at the Cafe Gardens and Daquiri Deck in Sarasota. When instructed to recite the alphabet, DuBose allegedly said, "I'm from Alabama, and they have a different alphabet."

DuBose's alcohol level registered at .113 more than an hour after being stopped. The legal limit in Florida is .08.

I'm reminded of a boxing match I saw once - one boxer was getting beat pretty good, so the doctor comes to his corner to check on him. Asks him "what's four plus five?" The boxer pauses a moment, then says "I never went to school, man."