Teddy Kennedy, Sportscaster

If the sports media followed the methods of Leftist Congressmen or the MSM reporters and editors we might be regaled with something like this:

"Although the visiting Patriots lead the resurgent Raiders 87-26 with 1:43 remaining in the 4th quarter, they must realize that the game is lost. They cannot win this game. They should retreat back to the locker room and quickly return to New England."