Friday, December 23, 2005

Have I Found Osama?
Awaiting Confirmation

The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Usama Bin Laden. An additional $2 million is being offered through a program developed and funded by the Airline Pilots Association and the Air Transport Association.

Wafah Dufour ... as she appears in GQ. Photo: Reuters

The Sydney Morning Herald gives the 'story'.

She's not the model niece Osama bin Laden's looking for - but she is modelling. This is how Wafah Dufour, the al Qaeda leader's niece, will appear in the January 2006 issue of GQ magazine.

Dufour, who took her mother's maiden name after the terrorist attacks in the US on September 11, 2001, is an aspiring musician struggling to make a name for herself.

She says she has never met Osama bin Laden. "Everyone relates me to that man, and I have nothing to do with him," she said in the article. "There are 400 other people related to him, but they are all in Saudi Arabia, so nobody's going to get tarred with it. "I'm the only one here."

I suspect that Wafah is Osama after 'Gender Reassignment'. He's hidden in plain sight.

My $27,000,000 reward may be sent to... No, wait! I don't want 'relatives' to be oozing from the woodwork. (Grandpa John might even start blogging again!) I'll contact you.


Good Lieutenant said...

well for a 'gender realignment,' she has really nice legs hahah

Steve said...

Those Pakistani doctors can do alot with sharp, pointed rocks and lots of whiskey.

Thanks for visiting, Looie.