Friday, December 23, 2005

Saddam Claims Abuse by U.S. Captors

Three weeks after complaining to the Court that he didn't receive changes of collared shirts and underwear, Saddam Hussein claimed that he had been abused by American prison guards.

A spokesman for the U.S. military prison stated in response, "There is absolutely no truth to either of these charges. Prisoner #666 is issued clean panties to be placed over his head daily and a fresh change of dog collar every other day. We have the pictures to prove it."

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