TOO FUNNY

ACTIVIST JUDGE CANCELS CHRISTMAS

"...liberal U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Stephen Reinhardt ruled the private celebration of Christmas unconstitutional Monday..."

"...Within an hour of the judge's verdict, National Guard troops were mobilized to enforce the controversial ruling..."

"...Sorry, kids, no Christmas this year," Beloit, WI mall Santa Gene Ernot said as he was led away from his Santa's Village in leg irons. "Write to your congressman to put a stop to these liberal activist judges. It's up to you to save Christmas! Ho ho ho!..." "...Pvt. Stanley Cope, who tasered Ernot for his outburst..."

""Why did the bad man take away Christmas?" 5-year-old Danny Dover said. "I made a card for my mommy out of paper and glue, and now I can't give it to her.""

"Shortly after Dover issued his statement, police kicked down his door, removed his holiday tree, confiscated his presents, and crushed his homemade card underfoot."