To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each. Clinical measurements provided data showing that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, were compelled to spend money, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
(Adapted from a CDC report stolen from Aaron Hernandez.)
(Any complaints, offenses, or lawsuits should be directed to Mr. Hernandez. I am just an innocent messenger, reporting news from the outside world without couching my editorial opinions within the text.)