Friday, November 10, 2006

Third-Party Cola Demands Ad-Campaign-Finance Reform

I love the Onion

Third-Party Cola Demands Ad-Campaign-Finance Reform

COLUMBUS, GA—Claiming the American consumer is in crisis, third-party soft drink Royal Crown Cola called for an end to two-brand dominance, demanding an equal playing field for all and urging sweeping restrictions on the amount Coke and Pepsi are allowed to spend on advertisements.

1 comment:

Steve said...

If it were beer instead of soda, the bill would have been named 'The McBlatz/Rheingold Bill'.