Third-Party Cola Demands Ad-Campaign-Finance Reform
COLUMBUS, GA—Claiming the American consumer is in crisis, third-party soft drink Royal Crown Cola called for an end to two-brand dominance, demanding an equal playing field for all and urging sweeping restrictions on the amount Coke and Pepsi are allowed to spend on advertisements.
Friday, November 10, 2006
Third-Party Cola Demands Ad-Campaign-Finance Reform
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If it were beer instead of soda, the bill would have been named 'The McBlatz/Rheingold Bill'.
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