Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Call of the Weird

Why do dogs love cat poop? Face it, Fido is firmly fond of feline feces. We long ago had to strategically place our litter boxes out of reach of our canine's canines. Whenever one of the kid's friends bring their dog over, before too long his snout, too, is sneaking snacks.

Well, we have finally solved the problem, we have adapted, we have overcome like good Marines. We no longer buy dog food, buy more cat food, and never have to scoop the litter boxes. Everybody's happy.

Why do progressives love...? Long before their 100 hours are up, their snouts are sneaking snacks... or perhaps six course meals...

Dennis Kucinich with his new chairmanship of the Domestic Policy Subcommittee of the House Government Reform Committee proclaims that he will hold hearings on the re-instatement of the Fairness Doctrine.

This situation portends the end of Grandpa John's. It is apparent that liberals, atheists, and libertarians are not fairly allowed to post on this blog. No one on the committee cares about the libertarians, but the other two groups are very important to them and must be supported by federal government's affirmative action.

The era of Grandpa John's intolerant, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic blogging may soon be a footnote in history. Oh, why, oh, why couldn't have we been more fair and moderate like the Daily Kos?

2 comments:

tee bee said...

We call 'em poopsie rolls.

I wouldn't have shared that little factoid, except I may be on a ticking time clock with regard to such digital bon mots.

Steve said...

Poopsie rolls... Is that what you find in the litter box or what you call Liberal legislative proposals?