Evolution of Democrat Party Platform

Billiam, of View from the Cheap Seats observes:

It has been said that 100,000 monkeys banging away on 100,000 typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. NOT! While scientists say we share 98% of our DNA with apes, that 2% makes all the difference. More than likely, those same monkeys would produce, instead, the complete, verbatim Democrat party platform. What else would you expect from creatures that take their own feces and throw it at opponents. I'm talking about the monkeys, not the Democrats! Then again... never mind.

Matt has a tee-shirt that states: I wish I were a monkey. Then I could throw poop at you.

Cheeky monkey!