Matthew Philips reports in Newsweek:
Wisdom From the East
[...]China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is "an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation."The DNC along with Pelosi and Reid are all abuzz and plan on mobilizing to introduce and pass a 'Heaven Tax' to be applied to Christians. Since a good portion of the Supreme Court justices cite other nation's laws as precedents (stare sino decisis) for their own rulings, it should prove 'Constitutional'.
I floated away from my dead body and walked toward the light. Ahead stood the magnificent Pearly Gates. As I approached the smiling St. Peter, I was mugged by Nancy Pelosi.