Grandbaby Chronicles, Vol. 753

Colie Guacamole is about 3 months short of 3 years old. Recently he was visiting his other grandmother's house with several of his older cousins. He was goofing off with 13 year old Brianna when she called him a liar. Grandma stepped in, supposing to help him defend himself. She told him to call Brianna a 'meanie', but Cole instead said, "You're not a meanie, you're a low-down dirty bushwhacker!" Game, set, match.

The astounded onlookers asked Cole where he learned that. Colie confidently stated that he learned it from Grandpa Doofus. He's a quick study.

We have also been working on 'indubitably insolent', but, as of yet, we haven't been able to get by 'indubitably' without the training session flying south among a giggling gaggle of two silly geese. The boy shows promise.