There are several paleontologists working in our secret basement laboratory. Other researchers are constantly ribbing them about lacking cranial vaults; having cranial quarries instead. They agree, claiming that they indeed sport diamond mines. Nonetheless, these pickaxes have been working diligently. In addition to the recent research indicating that Homo neanderthalensis existed at the same time as Homo sapiens and that Homo erectus and Homo habilis also existed together, their own discoveries from their dig site near Flint, Michigan, have given rise to some solid theoretical speculation.
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Before unveiling their conclusions, our spunky paleocolonoscopists did their famous 'funky monkey dance' through the lab. (Schwartz loves to hang from the light fixtures by his mechanical prehensile tail.)
For the rest of us non-rocks-for-neurons professionals, they offered the layman's version of their technical research:
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