Some government officials claim it was caused by the storms; some say it was a terrorist attack. Others say that excessive goose poop acid weakened the structure causing its collapse. I think that it was either a John Kerry wind surfing faux pas or an errant shot by Jane Fonda from an anti-aircraft gun near Hanoi.
What Up, Homeboy?
F.E.M.A. offered the victims a trailer to live in even though there was no damage to their home. Mayor Ray Nagin offered the use of a school bus. Louis Farrakhan said the Koshkonong levees were deliberately sabotoged. Kanye West averred that it was because President Bush hates the Black people in Fort Atkinson.
I just hope the boat was in the garage.