Why Isn't This on Our Ballots?

AP:

[...]The Select Board voted 3-2 Friday to put it on the March ballot.

It reads: “Shall the Selectboard instruct the Town Attorney to draft indictments against President Bush and Vice President Cheney for crimes against our Constitution, and publish said indictments for consideration by other authorities and shall it be the law of the Town of Brattleboro that the Brattleboro Police, pursuant to the above-mentioned indictments, arrest and detain George Bush and Richard Cheney in Brattleboro if they are not duly impeached, and prosecute or extradite them to other authorities that may reasonably contend to prosecute them?”[...]

The Brattleboro Police vs. The Secret Service. It's a civil war. We must get out of Vermont now! No Blood for Maple Syrup!