Methinks Thou Doth Crappeth Thy Pantaloons, Limey

Iowahawk:

Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte

An Archbishop of Canterbury Tale

[...]83 "But the Musselman is sure to see
84 Thy funne as Western hegemony.
85 'Tis not Cristian for Cristians to cause
86 The Moor to live by Cristendom's laws
87 Whan he has hise sovereyn culture
88 Crist bade us put ours in sepulture.
89 To be divyne we must first be diverse
90 So cheer thee well, thynges could be wors
91 Sharia is Englishe as tea and scones,
92 So everybody muste get stoned."[...]