Thursday, May 08, 2008

Somebody did a google search...

...on the term “burri pregnat.” The misspelling is intentional: that's the exact term they searched. Google also supplied hits for "burri pregnant."

Anyway, the search turned up both Grandpa John's and my place.

So. Does anybody have anything they want to tell us?


Wendy said...

It was Strawberry Shortcake. She was trying to Google the symptoms for "berry pregnant" but in her whiskey-induced haze, she misspelled both words. She was freaking out because she saw Huckleberry Pie messing around with Raspberry Tart(she's a berry big whore) and now Raspberry is sporting a berry big stomach.

Strawberry Shortcake and Blueberry Muffin were all freaking out, so they called Lemon Meringue and Orange Blossom to see if they knew anything. But since it's freaking Strawberryland, and no one has ever been pregnant in Strawberryland, they had no idea how that all works, so they had to Google it. Because Google is everywhere, even in Strawberryland.

How's that for an explanation?

Jib said...

Sorry, Lance. I say we call him Junior.

Lance Burri said...

Wendy, that's about as good an explanation as you'll ever find on this blog.