Europe May Favor Obama/Biden
But the Rest of the Universe Votes McCain/Palin

This crop circle in Ohio proves that the universe choses McCain/Palin:

(AP Photo/Duke Wheeler, HO)

Said pointy eared alien, "Logical."

Short Furby-looking alien, "Strong with her, the Force is."

Large black helmeted alien, "HHHHHhhhh, HHhhhhh, Uh-hhhhh!"