Monday, September 08, 2008

Granny Palin

Rumor has it around Lefty circles that Sarah Palin forced her oldest daughter to get pregnant. Sarah's heroes are the Beverly Hillbillies and apparently she greatly desired to fill the role of Granny Clampett.

The Ballad of Sarah Palin - Alaskan Hillbillies Lyrics

Come and listen to a story about a fam'ly named Palin
Poor Alaskateers, barely kept the fam'ly from failin',
Then one day she was shootin' at some good,
And up through the media came a babblin' crud.

Veep that is, political gold, ANWAR tea.

Well, the first thing you know ol' Sarah shows some flair ,
Kinfolk said, "Sarah move away from there"
Said "Washington is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the sled and mushed to D.C.

White House, that is. Cess pools, Pork-barrel stars.

Well, now its time to say hello to Sarah and all her kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly votin' 'em in.
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their Conservatory.

Right Wing that is. Drill a spell, Shave your taxes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

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