Monday, October 27, 2008

I Hear Blobs of Tissue!

People laughed at John Edwards when he channeled a baby during a civil suit in 1985.
Referring to an hour-by-hour record of a fetal heartbeat monitor, Mr. Edwards told the jury: "She said at 3, `I'm fine.' She said at 4, `I'm having a little trouble, but I'm doing O.K.' Five, she said, `I'm having problems.' At 5:30, she said, `I need out.'"[...]

"She speaks to you through me," the lawyer went on in his closing argument. "And I have to tell you right now — I didn't plan to talk about this — right now I feel her. I feel her presence. She's inside me, and she's talking to you."1
Well, I laughed, too, until I started hearing a voice recently. It was one of my developing grandbabies speaking to me from Nichole's womb. The wisdom of the ages was spoken by this magical child:

The little guy also expressed the desire to be named Heath Palin, but I doubt that Adam and Nichole are as sensitive to the yearnings of their own child as I.


tee bee said...

That should be Zamboni Palin.

Steve Burri said...

Nah! He also told me that he hates both hockey and figure skating.