“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
2 liberals and a co-worker always go to lunch together. One day, the conservative gets hit by a car and the police come by to make the report and asks the liberals some questions."Anything unusual about the victim we should know" asked the officerThe 2 liberals think a minute and then responds, "Yes, the guy has two assholes."The Cop is shocked. "What the hell? How do you know that?""Thats easy." responds the other liberal. "Everytime we went to lunch, I heard the waitress say here comes the guy with the 2 assholes."
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