The Rectus Abdominus Tax-
For the Children

On the street interview by TMZ of pro rassler, Chris Jericho:

Mamarazzi: "You're a wrestler ... so, do you think you have better abs than Barack Obama?"
Chris Jericho: "As of right now I have better abs ... but pretty soon he's gonna take 65% of my abs away from me and give 'em to somebody else."

Being encouraged by his successful appearance on Jay Leno, President Barack Obama's team is now preparing for a cage match; Barack Obama, Barney Frank, and Nancy Pelosi vs. Chris Jericho, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan.

Republican detractors are already claiming that this a publicity stunt to avoid a bowling challenge by Special Olympians.

(H.T. Blonde Sagacity.)