Tune-up & Oil Change, Please

Reuters excerpts from President Barack Obama's Monday remarks about the U.S. auto industry's restructuring effort:

...if you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired, just like always. Your warrantee will be safe.

In fact, it will be safer than it's ever been. Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warrantee.

While you're getting out your Crapsman tool set, Mr. President, tell me which bay to pull 'er in.