Sunday, April 05, 2009

Dr. Paltrow

I fear that shampoo gives cancer to children.'

It probably causes global warming, too.

It's George Bush's fault.

Obama doesn't let his girls use shampoo.

"I don't need no stinkin' shampoo."

Professor Pennington, emeritus professor of bacteriology at Aberdeen University, said: ‘It’s a load of nonsense. Shampoo is perfectly safe, unless you drink it in large quantities.’

"Yeah, dude, I don't wash my fur with shampoo 'cause I don't want no cancer. But I can't figure out why I fart bubbles."

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