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Sports fans often are quite odd. As with all golf tournaments, today's final round of the Masters had the loudest person in the universe yelling, "Get in the hole!" after every golf shot. It doesn't seem to matter that the shot was 600 yards from the pin.

Today, I heard a bit of an irregularity. After one shot, the fan screamed, "Get on the green!" Must have been a crisis of faith.

It also made me chuckle to remember back when I used to golf. The most vociferous in the gallery would always yell after my shot, "Stay in the county!!"