“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Finally... My Colon Problem Diagnosed
Chief Proctologist: "The grossest rectal polyp the Mayo Clinic has ever seen..."
"It's a real troglodyte. After I submit my paper to the New England Journal of Medicine they will start calling me Troglopundit."
"Sorry, Doc. That moniker's already taken. But, as many times as you have shoved cameras up my rear, how about Troglopaparazzo?"