“We make men without chests and we expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and we are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."- C.S. Lewis in The Abolition of Man
Saturday, April 18, 2009
In this story, Americas, a young man, loved Obama but was scorned. As a way of rebuffing Americas, Obama gave him a stimulus package, which Americas used to kill himself on Obama's doorstep; he prayed to Leftus that Obama would one day know the pain of unrequited love. This curse was fulfilled when Obama became entranced by his own reflection in a pool.