I Hope They Close Gitmo Soon-
Or I Hope at Least They Let Me Send Postcards

According to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's Office of Intelligence and Analysis Report, Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment, I am a threat to America's security. Although my name wasn't explicitly stated, my DNA is all over the document. I hope they close Gitmo soon. Summertime on the island jewel cannot be pleasant.

At least now I know why there have been several black Priuses parked near my house lately bearing men in cheap suits and dark sunglasses.