President Obama's Newest Advisor-
Sir David Attenborough

Scuttlebutt has it that if the three Somali pirates had stood up higher, the snipers' targeting orders would have been to excise their gonads instead of their heads:

David Attenborough argues the planet cannot handle more people and wants births reduced. Since almost all the countries with positive population growth are in Africa, the target of this guy's ill-will would seem obvious. European birthrates are already half what is required for replacement of deaths.1

Apparently, Africans have been disciples of Attenborough for some time already.